SSBB - The Subspace Emissary - Stage 21: The Glacial Peak

*Read description first* The swordsmen and the children witness the Halberd and the Great Fox engaging in combat. Meta Knight then decides to ditch the entire group behind to get to the top of the peak, all the while angering Popo and Nana from climbing said peak. "Wow. Uncool. He just ditched us behind," Red said. "This story is pretty much his, Kirby's, and King Dedede's turf," Palutena said. "Those three need to have the most roles and/or most important tasks outside anyone else." "How is that supposed to justify his kingly treatment to make us feel any better?" Ike asked. "It wasn't meant to." The three of them get to the top, only to stumble upon Lucario. "Were you breathing deeply when you saw him, Chris?" Palutena asked. "Back then, I was a little into Lucario before I realized it was awesome AND before it became mainstream," Chris said. "I regret nothing!" "Oh? Then surely you liked its anime appearances." "Ooooooh, god NO. Don't you ever bring that here. I like to think the anime doesn't exist a lot of the times..." "Hmm, you're probably right. They should totally raise the rating so there's blood. Scratch marks hardly count to make a violent impression on viewers." "Would you please STOP talking about the damned programs you humans watch every day?" Lucario asked. Chris's Lucario suddenly walked into view, looking down at the normal-sized Lucario. "Please don't badmouth others, especially not when you're threatening my trainer...or else," he warned him. "Hey, walk away from here, you fanfic-created specimen!" Palutena advised, to which Chris's Lucario shrugged and walked away. For no reason at all, Lucario and Meta Knight engage in combat while the Ice Climbers just stand there gulping. In my version of the story, Lucario soundly defeats Meta Knight. The two make some sort of bond right before the Halberd and the Great Fox crash against the peak. The two board it and ditch the Ice Climbers to FALL TO THEIR DEATHS. Children abuse to the extreme? "Weaklings like children should just leave this war as soon as they can," Lucario said. "Wow, pretty harsh there, considering half the cast is made out of children and teenagers with powers beyond comprehension..." Chris trailed off. "Ahh, the stereotypical hardened warrior who greatly underestimates the power of children," Palutena said. "It's a good thing I kissed Pit and turned him into an adolescent." Popo shyly walked to her. "C-can you kiss me?" he asked, receiving a scolding yell from Nana. Key Notes: First Part: Climb To The Heavens... - Even though you can't customize the Ice Climbers the first time you get them, they're pretty powerful without the stickers unless Nana is taken out. They fare even better than all of the characters once you DO give them stickers. Plus, they travel stages without giving you a sweat. Second Part: Rivalry At First Sight? - Either fight Meta Knight or Lucario. Since I believe Meta Knight keeps being a d*ck and a hero whenever he wants to, Lucario is, surprisingly, neutral to the whole thing for now... Comments: - ...Actually, leaving Popo and Nana to die is pretty ****ish of them. "And thus their screentime is over," Palutena said. The Ice Climbers gasped. "Wait, what? That's it? We only get one stage of focus?" Popo asked. "This is so unfair! We clearly have a much better chance at clearing stages than most people here do!" Nana complained. Palutena giggled and held up a sign which read "Association for the Mistreated Smashers in the SSE". "I happily accept new members for my little club here. And this works very well with the two of you! You two and me are retro characters!" she said. "...Didn't you get a new game?" "...Yeah, but my heart is an 8-bit heart just like yours." "...Eh, after this, I'll take anything," Popo muttered, shaking hands with the goddess. Watch, enjoy, and comment, everyone.

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